Can Jerry? Jerry Can.
It's come to this... oil delivery still a distant prospect, so I manned up with these bad boys from Halfords and set off to explore deepest darkest Dundee (thanks TomTom) to fetch my own.
The cheeky sods charge 3p more per litre to collect than to deliver - how does that work? Still, now I know where and how. Heating still on minimum, but I still might have to make another trip next week.