Neptune, god of all baths

The Neptune of my bath has two heads and is not pleased. His displeasure has nothing to do with his bi-headed nature, however, but instead is due to the amount of paint that been washed down his plug hole recently and most especially due to the infrequency of the cleansing of the sides of his tub after said paint was washed off in his bath. I fear he may wreak vengeance upon my with his mighty fork.

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