Here is Rich cooking the most incredible breakfast. After an early Asda trip we made sausages (97% pork and beautiful) wrapped in bacon, in a sandwich (brown rolls) with hash browns. Best breakfast ever.

In the afternoon his friend Cap came over and we spent the day being lazy and watching random crap before having a walk into Leam.

Babas in the evening for curry and me and Cap split a free bottle of wine and seeing as we were all getting a bit drunk we thought it'd be a good idea to hit TJs where Cap was hit on by a man who was at least mid-40s who thought she was 17 - 18 and that that was an appropriate age for him. He later tried to get Rich to fight with him, except 'you wanna fight?' did not sound like fight but a certain other f-word that I'm far too polite to repeat... to which Rich told him he wasn't exactly his type, drunk man got confused and offended and me, Cap and the barman could not stop laughing. This was followed by Kelseys, drinking games and much drunkenness.