Canine golfers not welcome

Aye, don't come here with your unrealistically high handicap, your tartan jacket and your inability to remove the ball from the hole - and after your performance in the bunker last year, you're banned for life. It took the greenkeeper over an hour to clean the sand...

(sorry - I've been busy going to the dentist, cycling, shopping, cleaning the lavies and making a big chilli for work) Better tomorrow hopefully...