Oh me, oh my!

The charity shop mannequin is protesting the daily objectification. For years now she has stood still, modelling the hand-me-down dresses. Perhaps she doesn't even believe in marriage not least the out-dated 'man wears suit' & 'woman wears dress' idea. Perhaps she's not even heterosexual. Perhaps she's not even sexual, although certain details suggest that she is somehow designed to reproduce...

Or could I have misread the situation entirely? And this is really just an avante-garde fashion statement. Maybe it's now trendy to whap a bap out halfway down the aisle. Maybe there's even an equally à la mode sporran to meet her at the alter. It'd have to be one of these modern churches... the Baptits church, perhaps...

...sorry.