Man vs Cat

Cat has nice day at home. Man has crap day at work.

Man gets 100% in Uni assignment. Cat gets 100% in sleeping exam.

Cat has furry white chest. Man has furry white chest.

Man does bicep curl. Cat curls up in a ball.

Cat gets ball of string tomorrow. Man gets DSLR camera.

I win! All I have to do is contain myself for one more day...