Not Looking Promising

The training course wasn't any easier today but it was definitely a better laugh, trouser splitting in fact.

During the morning break we got talking about previous courses and the results. All of us were surprised to hear Mr Swear's results and though he was winding us up. Anyhow, it turns out he near enough aced his last two courses and we started calling him the teacher's pet. After some banter we got on to the subject of giving him a Chinese burn, wedgie or nipple twist at lunchtime for showing off.

When I walked out the building for lunch Mr Swear was standing with his back to me at the lights and as I approached I made eye contact with Mr C, also involved in the conversation. A simple nod of his head and reached to grab Mr Swear's arms as Mr C went for the nipples. In Mr Swears speed to react he literally pulled his hands through his pockets ripping the side of his trousers. I thought he was joking until he showed me the rip after lunch, he spend the rest of the afternoon nearly showing us his clothed eared elephant.

To say I'm worried about tomorrows test is a slight understatement especially as I just scraped passed on the mock exam. Unsure what's happening with this course but don't appear to be retaining much, too many acronyms all with common letters - aarrggghhhh!!!!