too obvious

Today, a museum; the exhibits included: a bottle of Blue Nun, a handbag concealing a bottle of vodka, a pair of trainers and a bottle of Buckfast. And a very interesting and instructive fifty-minute award-winning film documentary about ship-building and lots of other varied stuff but the booze exhibit was slightly playing into dame prejudice's expectant mittens. Next to the exhibit about prisons. A short distance away from the exhibit about slum-tenement clearance and underneath the room containing a souvenir "European City of Culture 1990" road-sign. Luckily the museum is located a short distance from the city centre and isn't signposted so only determined tourists are likely to chance upon it. Also luckily no-one else seemed to be interested in the ship-building documentary so I got to watch it without being distracted by the various noises other people and their children tend to make when wandering around museumses.