Saturday

The most romantic thing we did today was get the dog fitted for a non-pull harness that wouldn't look out of place in an s&m torture chamber. In the evening, Yesska went to bed early while I cried my way through Titanic.

We don't do Valentine's day, except that I bought Yesska a card, and she bought me a massive bag of things I love: Tofiffee, cadburys chocolate, lotus biscuits and a chocolate orange. So, apparently we DO do Valentine's day, but if anyone asks, it's a meaningless pile of commercial shit.