Am I a muppet?

Cue music!

Am I a statute or am I a muppet? Am I a muppet?
If I'm a muppet then I'm a very solid muppet. Very solid muppet.

Don't you reckon this fella looks like Sam the Eagle from the Muppets? He was sat outside the hotel I stayed at last night. I'm glad to be home now! Hurrah!

For the complete version of one of the greatest songs ever written, click here. Lol!