Britain's Got Talent
" Look at me , look at me I can stand on one leg whilst humming Old McDonald "
" Tsk, you think that's aything to write home about, I am about to jump off this branch and into the lake in the style of an Olympic athlete"
" Shit, but look that guy at the end has managed to perfect the art of staying alive even without a head . I think we've lost the competition sister ( Oh and by the way, we can't write , we are ducks ) "
In other news. Parkrun cold windy rainy, followed by two hours of sweet F@ckalldom, followed by pub with mates, followed by an early night. Bliss