Another thing I love about being a badass cyclist (apart from the work, of course) is the odd and unexpected places you end up. The sign my bike's leaning against reads as follows:
Radioactive contamination has been found on this beach.
This may pose a risk to public health through skin contact or inadvertent swallowing of contaminated items.
The only thing in contact with my skin was Lycra and I didn't swallow any shellfish, but I did pee into the radioactive zone to show those gamma rays who's boss.