A first for everything

I like sport but I just don't do football. Tomorrow however, Tony & I are taking our football daft 6 years olds to Pittodrie to watch what has been termed "an early season relegation battle."

In anticipation of a lacklustre performance on the pitch, I have stocked up on sweets and snacks, am charging the battery on my point & shoot and am considering taking headphones.

Stand by for an obligatory snap of the field of dreams and two sad wee boys whose team has just lost.