Tunnock's

Tunnock's absolutely rule. Whether it's their teacakes (which actually are nothing like teacakes) or their wafers, you can't beat 'em.

Whilst researching (looking them up on Wikipedia) I discovered they do a dark chocolate version of the wafer biscuit. I will not rest until I have savoured one.

PS. If you're thinking of a trip to Saudi, rest assured, Tunnock's will be widely available.

PPS. Four years for incitement to a riot that never happened. Imagine what those nasty EDL f***ers will should get.